May 2013
me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
thats-slightly-raven:
thats-slightly-raven:
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what...
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
nobody hates me more than i hate me
゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜
roughrimjob:
beggin for the d like
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
fakeyouout:
“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
extrasad:
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
saturgay:
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
i cant sleep but im sleepy do you see my fuckin problem
vocodex:
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
niggawitdreadz:
i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from hood nigga to caring father.
from
give me ya money lil nigga
to
son just talk to me, i’m here to listen
Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
*pencil drops*
me: could this day get any worse
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
americugh:
When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has
